So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5705. | Jedi Jamie J (exime) | 96.36 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
5706. | Nick (cookmysock) | 96.35 | 91% | 2015-02-13 |
5707. | Paul (phroth) | 96.35 | 94% | 2014-05-18 |
5708. | Tina (tinangu272) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
5709. | Terra (terranavis) | 96.34 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
5710. | bombstrap. (bombstrap) | 96.34 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
5711. | Lol (fatsug) | 96.34 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
5712. | fen (fen10) | 96.33 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
5713. | hoang viet (waniku) | 96.33 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
5714. | CHIEN (chient) | 96.33 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
5715. | Vera (veong) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
5716. | g (georgetianke) | 96.32 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
5717. | simon (simon1419) | 96.32 | 93% | 2012-01-26 |
5718. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
5719. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 96.30 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
5720. | olii (edz0r) | 96.29 | 96% | 2014-10-08 |
5721. | FrostyYerin (frostyyerin) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
5722. | Peron (horsenot) | 96.28 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
5723. | I (willsvikki) | 96.28 | — | 2011-02-09 |
5724. | Dave (ousooner) | 96.28 | — | 2008-12-12 |
5725. | Ed (eoyama) | 96.27 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
5726. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 96.27 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
5727. | Sophia (sophiasharif) | 96.27 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
5728. | Robert (vacker) | 96.27 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
5729. | MrChu (mrchu) | 96.26 | 97% | 2012-06-13 |
5730. | Jonathan (jgilchrist) | 96.26 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
5731. | Ankur (ankurdave) | 96.26 | 98% | 2012-12-09 |
5732. | Stephen (brenns10) | 96.26 | 97% | 2014-09-19 |
5733. | Adam (thespot84) | 96.26 | — | 2010-04-05 |
5734. | journeyed (journeyed) | 96.26 | — | 2010-08-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |