So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15291. | Bernard (booournz) | 75.17 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
15292. | Anh (yayme12345) | 75.17 | — | 2009-07-30 |
15293. | zevelyn (ikrarwinata) | 75.16 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
15294. | Sam (epixzz) | 75.16 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
15295. | Joe (thejow) | 75.16 | — | 2010-07-08 |
15296. | Amit (adeon6) | 75.16 | — | 2010-01-16 |
15297. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 75.16 | 96% | 2014-09-27 |
15298. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 75.16 | 94% | 2011-12-28 |
15299. | Zachary (funnyzakk) | 75.16 | 90% | 2015-07-24 |
15300. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 75.16 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
15301. | Marwan (merwa3) | 75.15 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
15302. | Emily (em66) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
15303. | Brent (solax10) | 75.15 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
15304. | TeMyOnG (mellin) | 75.15 | — | 2011-03-29 |
15305. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 75.15 | 96% | 2013-03-03 |
15306. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.15 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
15307. | Alex (alexmc69) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-04-17 |
15308. | Lekamge (rlamarawansa) | 75.14 | 98% | 2013-05-04 |
15309. | Nanek (nlited) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-11-20 |
15310. | flibux (flibux) | 75.13 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
15311. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 75.13 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
15312. | Nais (naisnaisly) | 75.13 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
15313. | Bagel (amanlybagel) | 75.13 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
15314. | janet (jmclean) | 75.13 | — | 2009-09-07 |
15315. | Einstein (einstein) | 75.13 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
15316. | SeongUi (egotist) | 75.13 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
15317. | Wilson (wilson_hu) | 75.12 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
15318. | Tino (tino_ad_boom) | 75.12 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
15319. | Ab (abdir) | 75.12 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
15320. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 75.12 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |