So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6636. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 93.61 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
6637. | Dietrich (dietrich) | 93.61 | — | 2008-10-01 |
6638. | Ev (finev) | 93.60 | 97% | 2016-10-12 |
6639. | elephanturd (elephanturd) | 93.60 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
6640. | Steve (shawt) | 93.60 | 98% | 2014-03-18 |
6641. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 93.60 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
6642. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 93.59 | 98% | 2012-06-21 |
6643. | kookoo (lockloe) | 93.58 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
6644. | EetMyBung (banaynaytruck) | 93.57 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
6645. | Jan (yentzeg) | 93.57 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
6646. | Tj (minotourr) | 93.57 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
6647. | Yize (zjuwyz) | 93.57 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
6648. | Yessir (romans828) | 93.57 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
6649. | Derkz (derkz) | 93.57 | 93% | 2013-06-28 |
6650. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 93.57 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
6651. | em;)y (emwinky) | 93.57 | — | 2010-05-17 |
6652. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.56 | 98% | 2015-03-02 |
6653. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 93.56 | 100% | 2021-07-06 |
6654. | Stefan (ringding) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
6655. | Akshay (aksseet) | 93.56 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
6656. | weicer (weicer) | 93.56 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
6657. | Danat (danat_2001) | 93.55 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
6658. | Pishcal (pishcal) | 93.55 | 92% | 2015-09-24 |
6659. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 93.55 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
6660. | Tim (guiganator) | 93.54 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
6661. | ashley (kodak023) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
6662. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 93.54 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
6663. | Zubey (outfluenza) | 93.54 | — | 2010-05-07 |
6664. | Tom (tomw03) | 93.54 | — | 2010-09-22 |
6665. | Jonathan (bcat) | 93.53 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |