So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18933. | Your Mother (alldubs) | 68.99 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
18934. | SmokeChase (smokechase) | 68.99 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
18935. | Ben-Dvorak (ben851dvorak) | 68.99 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
18936. | Empirix (empirix) | 68.99 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
18937. | Ben (bunjow) | 68.99 | — | 2009-03-07 |
18938. | 준 (pk_hyung) | 68.99 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
18939. | gupta (gupta01) | 68.99 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
18940. | O.U. (hotwater1228) | 68.99 | — | 2011-03-10 |
18941. | Blac (nice_tea) | 68.98 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
18942. | Christian (vinnw) | 68.98 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
18943. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 68.98 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
18944. | Roy (rocko95) | 68.98 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
18945. | Matthew (mkin) | 68.98 | 92% | 2011-08-04 |
18946. | Lustralis (lustralis) | 68.98 | 97% | 2013-04-30 |
18947. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 68.98 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
18948. | Ira (iranite) | 68.98 | 95% | 2011-06-12 |
18949. | John1 (n1johhner) | 68.97 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
18950. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 68.97 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
18951. | Simon (fishmango) | 68.97 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
18952. | Younus (younuskhan) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
18953. | NewBee (newbee) | 68.97 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
18954. | Long (longela) | 68.96 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
18955. | Haseeb (seebsdead) | 68.96 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
18956. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 68.96 | 92% | 2016-09-14 |
18957. | Simone (simone79) | 68.96 | 97% | 2012-12-23 |
18958. | cheryl (cheryl08) | 68.96 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
18959. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 68.95 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
18960. | Alex (menth) | 68.95 | 85% | 2013-05-25 |
18961. | g (siden) | 68.95 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
18962. | Joy (joy_1) | 68.95 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |