So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5575. | Brian (sleeuther) | 96.83 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
5576. | John (freakyfingaz) | 96.83 | 90% | 2013-04-24 |
5577. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 96.82 | 99.4% | 2023-10-07 |
5578. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 96.81 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
5579. | Badika (badika) | 96.81 | 91% | 2013-02-08 |
5580. | Lukas (sonefiler) | 96.80 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
5581. | Tommy (snoopyisop) | 96.80 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
5582. | Ethan (manao) | 96.78 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
5583. | Jesse (jesse12321) | 96.78 | 98% | 2014-06-20 |
5584. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 96.78 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
5585. | Emt (emtj123) | 96.77 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
5586. | Newton (nklflips) | 96.77 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
5587. | Matthew (mcm0313) | 96.77 | 100% | 2016-05-30 |
5588. | sawyer (tdsg) | 96.76 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
5589. | Eva (peebear) | 96.76 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
5590. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 96.76 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
5591. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 96.75 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
5592. | t (zyxx) | 96.75 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
5593. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 96.75 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
5594. | Michael (michaeel) | 96.75 | — | 2010-04-12 |
5595. | Adam (plutoking) | 96.75 | 97% | 2014-02-04 |
5596. | AJ (theloafingone) | 96.73 | 90% | 2014-11-26 |
5597. | Cody (icody_bot) | 96.73 | 95% | 2013-12-12 |
5598. | IBM Beamspring 4tw (keyboar... | 96.73 | 93% | 2014-08-08 |
5599. | Anton (hiya24) | 96.73 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
5600. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 96.72 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
5601. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 96.72 | 98.3% | 2023-10-02 |
5602. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 96.72 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
5603. | Andrew (andmarek) | 96.72 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
5604. | Ed (gdman) | 96.72 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |