So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14001. | Utshab (utshab_niraula) | 77.39 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
14002. | Luke (lukeeff) | 77.39 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
14003. | Kenneth (noswagkenneth) | 77.39 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
14004. | M Rizwan (rizwanm42) | 77.39 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
14005. | veljkoz (veljkoz) | 77.39 | 97% | 2011-10-03 |
14006. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 77.39 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
14007. | JP (jpuppey) | 77.39 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
14008. | Bae (baenimbae12) | 77.38 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
14009. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 77.38 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
14010. | Sami (race_for_u) | 77.38 | 93% | 2013-04-22 |
14011. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 77.38 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
14012. | Chhavi (chhavijain1111) | 77.37 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
14013. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 77.37 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
14014. | Blaze (klblaz) | 77.37 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
14015. | Bruce (iamlung) | 77.37 | 99% | 2017-02-23 |
14016. | Saagar (stacky) | 77.37 | 91% | 2014-02-17 |
14017. | kentlim (lsk133) | 77.36 | 100% | 2022-07-25 |
14018. | mael (maelstrom00) | 77.36 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
14019. | Muffins (muffins) | 77.36 | — | 2009-05-16 |
14020. | KARTIK (kartikpodugu) | 77.36 | 98% | 2011-07-26 |
14021. | Collin (collin2212) | 77.36 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
14022. | Elskrim (important) | 77.35 | — | 2009-11-29 |
14023. | Sean (laggermc) | 77.35 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
14024. | Edward (edward54321) | 77.35 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
14025. | Apathos (apathosss) | 77.34 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
14026. | TK (filfirst) | 77.34 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
14027. | Edwin (nightseas) | 77.34 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
14028. | Guestwith9 (guestwith9) | 77.34 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
14029. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 77.34 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
14030. | Jackal (jsupz) | 77.34 | 93% | 2012-10-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |