So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17146. | Lawrence (buffoony) | 71.84 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
17147. | ♿m0zz (mozz270) | 71.84 | 86% | 2017-01-14 |
17148. | Soup (mfonk) | 71.84 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
17149. | Jared (varmitz1) | 71.84 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
17150. | blue1 (blue773) | 71.84 | 96% | 2013-06-23 |
17151. | tekfuk (tekfuk) | 71.84 | — | 2010-07-16 |
17152. | 제주 (quicktortoise) | 71.84 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
17153. | Jason (remeditator) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
17154. | Jan-Henk (resd) | 71.83 | — | 2011-02-23 |
17155. | Galen (waflet) | 71.83 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
17156. | Murker90 (qwertypad) | 71.83 | — | 2010-11-14 |
17157. | Banozz (banozz) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
17158. | Frangsinatra (addaxer) | 71.82 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
17159. | Emir (emirthetyper) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
17160. | Edward (dodo_zu) | 71.82 | — | 2010-04-27 |
17161. | IGA (amateur_) | 71.82 | — | 2010-10-08 |
17162. | JohnnyBoy (_johny_boy_) | 71.81 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
17163. | Matt (mattsupremee) | 71.81 | 96.5% | 2021-02-09 |
17164. | PKimchi (pkimchi) | 71.81 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
17165. | ggzor (ggzor) | 71.81 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
17166. | Mohammad Talha (mtk_) | 71.81 | 100% | 2020-03-12 |
17167. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 71.81 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
17168. | Deron (deronpianomantypeman) | 71.81 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
17169. | Demogorgon (typeracer0110) | 71.80 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
17170. | Johannes (joggi) | 71.80 | 91% | 2012-10-28 |
17171. | Abhay (abhaynayar) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
17172. | Gormack (gormack) | 71.80 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
17173. | Daniel (daniel99526) | 71.80 | 95% | 2013-12-30 |
17174. | Ja Rule (chuckiek) | 71.80 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
17175. | Clare (radioclare) | 71.79 | 92% | 2012-08-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |