So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13179. | Rafael (rafo430) | 78.95 | 100% | 2016-02-21 |
13180. | G (jaden) | 78.95 | — | 2008-10-06 |
13181. | Hogenix (hogenix) | 78.94 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
13182. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 78.94 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
13183. | Storm (aerofivek) | 78.94 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
13184. | Pop (floppying) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
13185. | Helena (hfaustine) | 78.94 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
13186. | James (beatnik307) | 78.94 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
13187. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 78.93 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
13188. | Ariel (aricori21) | 78.93 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
13189. | acrazyplayer (acrazyplayer) | 78.93 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
13190. | Gor (goroid) | 78.93 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
13191. | Chase (chase626) | 78.92 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
13192. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 78.92 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
13193. | Naixi (zephyrblade428) | 78.92 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
13194. | phauxy (phauxy) | 78.92 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
13195. | Killyan (killyan) | 78.91 | 97% | 2014-03-24 |
13196. | kamalesan (kamalesan) | 78.91 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
13197. | Dea (pitkts) | 78.91 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
13198. | Norbert (norbearr) | 78.91 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
13199. | py (pytech) | 78.91 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
13200. | Mr Happy (mr_happy) | 78.91 | 90% | 2014-08-03 |
13201. | \-vVv-/ (john_e) | 78.91 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
13202. | S A U N A (sauna) | 78.91 | 98% | 2015-02-02 |
13203. | HD (hdcodecj) | 78.90 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
13204. | Theo (theoi) | 78.90 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
13205. | Andres (failtrex) | 78.90 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
13206. | Tim (karn1vore) | 78.90 | 97% | 2011-12-12 |
13207. | Konstantinos (konstantop) | 78.89 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
13208. | Drew (drews12321) | 78.89 | 86% | 2015-12-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |