So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12145. | K (kaorud) | 80.80 | 96% | 2011-07-09 |
12146. | AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) | 80.80 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
12147. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 80.80 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
12148. | Connor (jonecon) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
12149. | Ryan (ryryt) | 80.79 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
12150. | grace (koald) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
12151. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 80.79 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
12152. | Francisco (frangio) | 80.79 | — | 2010-10-02 |
12153. | AtM5 (araconda) | 80.79 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
12154. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 80.79 | 93% | 2016-07-05 |
12155. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 80.79 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
12156. | Dol (indiff) | 80.79 | — | 2010-12-24 |
12157. | Arun (spiderjaw) | 80.78 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
12158. | Reginald (aret) | 80.78 | 89% | 2012-05-10 |
12159. | iH8BigJ0sh (fazetyperrr) | 80.78 | 92% | 2015-12-15 |
12160. | Ruben (ruben112alejandro) | 80.78 | — | 2010-03-27 |
12161. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 80.77 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
12162. | Kerwin (kerwinius) | 80.77 | 95% | 2012-04-04 |
12163. | Brendan (bamboozeled) | 80.77 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
12164. | Hello (dubla345) | 80.77 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
12165. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 80.77 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
12166. | PRINCESS (princess_mehek) | 80.77 | 95% | 2011-10-01 |
12167. | Michal (miso244) | 80.77 | 96% | 2011-10-07 |
12168. | Sean (sac42c) | 80.76 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
12169. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 80.76 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
12170. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
12171. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 80.76 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
12172. | Huy (pikeman222) | 80.76 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
12173. | Stefan Jovanović (stefanst... | 80.75 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
12174. | Walrus (walrus947) | 80.75 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |