So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14911. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 75.86 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
14912. | Joshua (tophu) | 75.85 | 88% | 2013-09-16 |
14913. | Santiago (forero) | 75.85 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
14914. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 75.85 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
14915. | Thiago (thiagosobral) | 75.85 | — | 2010-11-01 |
14916. | Giovanni (kumalo) | 75.85 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
14917. | Snail (snailll) | 75.85 | — | 2010-04-04 |
14918. | nxg2012 (nxg2012) | 75.85 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
14919. | Titel (andrewh) | 75.85 | 97% | 2016-04-13 |
14920. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 75.84 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
14921. | Shinji (twnecro) | 75.83 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
14922. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 75.83 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
14923. | Monsieur (tonga) | 75.83 | — | 2009-07-09 |
14924. | Geert (gburg) | 75.83 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
14925. | Speedy (homekeys) | 75.83 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
14926. | Manzur (manzur) | 75.83 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
14927. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 75.82 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
14928. | R2bEEaton (r2beeaton) | 75.82 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
14929. | Nikee (nikee25) | 75.82 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
14930. | Ivan (vanisher) | 75.82 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
14931. | Murker - About Time! (murke... | 75.82 | — | 2010-12-11 |
14932. | mel (madi920) | 75.82 | 95% | 2011-05-17 |
14933. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 75.81 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
14934. | sterling (sterlingb12) | 75.81 | 94.6% | 2021-02-26 |
14935. | Noah (iexcelerate) | 75.80 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
14936. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 75.80 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
14937. | svat (svat) | 75.80 | — | 2010-06-11 |
14938. | The (thesaints) | 75.80 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
14939. | Sunny (sun420) | 75.80 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
14940. | Rada (bit_defender) | 75.80 | 93% | 2013-01-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |