So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15189. | Shekhar (shekharchikara) | 75.39 | 96% | 2013-07-12 |
15190. | moahamed (mkamed) | 75.38 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
15191. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 75.38 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
15192. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 75.38 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
15193. | Ben (koppix) | 75.38 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
15194. | Nguyen Minh (dragontiti) | 75.38 | 92% | 2014-10-24 |
15195. | Raf (sskepta) | 75.38 | 99% | 2017-05-29 |
15196. | Jacob (chopmo) | 75.38 | 96% | 2012-11-25 |
15197. | Christella❅ (animefans22) | 75.38 | — | 2010-08-24 |
15198. | cringer (typecringe) | 75.37 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
15199. | Seilacara (eunaosei) | 75.37 | 94% | 2023-01-27 |
15200. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
15201. | Chili (chilipaneer) | 75.37 | 94% | 2019-12-30 |
15202. | Panner (panner) | 75.37 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
15203. | Keking3 (keking2003) | 75.37 | — | 2009-12-07 |
15204. | Chris (christophski) | 75.37 | 95% | 2013-01-20 |
15205. | Guest👽 (sinatraa68) | 75.36 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
15206. | Virus (virusinmotion) | 75.36 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
15207. | dietibol_colemak (dietibol_... | 75.36 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
15208. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 75.36 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
15209. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 75.36 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
15210. | Veyron (theoh) | 75.36 | 97% | 2011-12-06 |
15211. | Mad_Dog (darkus_dragonoid) | 75.36 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
15212. | Justin (justinmpark) | 75.36 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
15213. | Guest (stay8899) | 75.36 | 98% | 2014-07-27 |
15214. | vamsi (krish5892) | 75.36 | 99% | 2014-03-28 |
15215. | DoctorBest (doctorbest) | 75.35 | 93% | 2014-02-09 |
15216. | David (davidlalo) | 75.35 | 99% | 2018-07-27 |
15217. | Siglemic (siglemic001) | 75.35 | 89% | 2013-06-15 |
15218. | David (munichdobe) | 75.35 | 95% | 2015-10-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |