So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6935. | Austin (galactiac) | 92.74 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
6936. | Aceofspades9 (aceofspades9) | 92.74 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
6937. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 92.73 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
6938. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 92.73 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
6939. | Guest (6uest) | 92.73 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
6940. | Nagik (nagikmaestro) | 92.72 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
6941. | Chen (megus) | 92.72 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
6942. | Eric (skypic) | 92.72 | 98% | 2013-09-18 |
6943. | Justin (ch1naman) | 92.72 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
6944. | Wilson (superdoggo) | 92.71 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
6945. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 92.71 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
6946. | Stefan (clite) | 92.71 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
6947. | anon (analternateaccount) | 92.71 | 98% | 2017-11-12 |
6948. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 92.71 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
6949. | AJ (zap101) | 92.70 | 95% | 2015-08-25 |
6950. | wel (welneco) | 92.70 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
6951. | Kade (kadok) | 92.69 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
6952. | Brandon (theyimi) | 92.69 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
6953. | Brennen (brennenscott) | 92.69 | 93% | 2013-04-11 |
6954. | Greg (xpec824) | 92.69 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
6955. | Westly (wslafleur) | 92.69 | 99% | 2019-01-02 |
6956. | 2 (2getter) | 92.69 | — | 2011-01-03 |
6957. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 92.68 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
6958. | Trent (trentono) | 92.67 | 99% | 2016-05-28 |
6959. | Nevets (avecafe) | 92.67 | — | 2010-07-09 |
6960. | JK (loljkgo) | 92.67 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
6961. | obamaz123 (obamaz123) | 92.67 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
6962. | zerg (zerggirl) | 92.66 | 86% | 2016-05-27 |
6963. | brocco (brocollie) | 92.65 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
6964. | Thomas (theump) | 92.65 | 98% | 2011-06-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |