So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6680. | yzifioapj;;;🙈🙈 (pipur) | 93.49 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
6681. | F (lawlnoodle) | 93.49 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
6682. | Michael (spicypikachu) | 93.49 | 95% | 2012-08-11 |
6683. | Angel (novamage) | 93.49 | 97% | 2014-11-14 |
6684. | Xxx_RayZ360NoScOpE_xxX (ray... | 93.48 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
6685. | Evil (evilhom3r) | 93.48 | 88% | 2012-12-14 |
6686. | griffin (trump_did_911) | 93.47 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
6687. | P (queenit) | 93.46 | — | 2010-08-05 |
6688. | Road to HERO (darkmage0103) | 93.46 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
6689. | andie (andiea) | 93.45 | 92% | 2015-08-15 |
6690. | Judah (galford165) | 93.45 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
6691. | Christopher (cgogo) | 93.45 | 99% | 2013-04-25 |
6692. | Bram (bramhaag) | 93.45 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
6693. | Mad dog Tim (timmeh1995) | 93.45 | 95% | 2012-11-13 |
6694. | Martin (mhtgaming) | 93.45 | 93% | 2014-02-13 |
6695. | Jonathan (monstersuv) | 93.45 | 88% | 2015-08-01 |
6696. | Matt (tinycarma) | 93.44 | 88% | 2015-01-09 |
6697. | Scopic (scopic) | 93.44 | 100% | 2022-01-20 |
6698. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 93.44 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
6699. | jesse (jesdvorak) | 93.44 | 100% | 2011-11-10 |
6700. | Oli (oli94) | 93.44 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
6701. | iaminsensible (iaminsensible) | 93.43 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
6702. | VV (g_vv8) | 93.43 | 99% | 2012-12-12 |
6703. | Aside (aside) | 93.43 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
6704. | - (ernierock) | 93.42 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
6705. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 93.42 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
6706. | Will (bigdubs) | 93.42 | 95% | 2013-10-30 |
6707. | Taylor (violinbird) | 93.42 | 98% | 2013-12-19 |
6708. | Dan (thebendoftime) | 93.42 | 91% | 2013-01-30 |
6709. | Luigi (luigim800) | 93.42 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |