So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6167. | East (eastype6) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
6168. | Jake (wortis) | 94.93 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
6169. | piglet (slaylet) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
6170. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 94.93 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
6171. | tstats[x_onion_x] (x_onion_x) | 94.92 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
6172. | uc irvine advertisement (ozl6) | 94.92 | 91% | 2014-09-23 |
6173. | Benji (ijneb) | 94.91 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
6174. | Baron (klinestife) | 94.91 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
6175. | Arman (masterilluminati) | 94.91 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
6176. | Yuseph (yuseph) | 94.91 | 90% | 2016-04-16 |
6177. | Azem (peja) | 94.91 | 98% | 2016-09-16 |
6178. | gaston (gastonlag) | 94.90 | — | 2011-02-08 |
6179. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 94.90 | 100% | 2012-03-03 |
6180. | Peter (paradox) | 94.90 | — | 2009-01-29 |
6181. | Herr (japieee) | 94.90 | — | 2009-09-21 |
6182. | CatchitBaby (catchitbaby) | 94.90 | — | 2011-04-16 |
6183. | Chad (chadkouse) | 94.89 | 94% | 2016-12-01 |
6184. | Luan (twinprime19) | 94.89 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
6185. | BizzyBone (jason7451) | 94.89 | 93% | 2011-06-25 |
6186. | yeah! (brushily) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
6187. | J Edgar (tomer) | 94.88 | 96% | 2012-02-18 |
6188. | Matthew (ar223) | 94.88 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
6189. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 94.88 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
6190. | David (cydmium) | 94.87 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
6191. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 94.87 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
6192. | walnut (walnutbread) | 94.86 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
6193. | no (billyshakesfan1) | 94.86 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
6194. | Steve (steve_racer) | 94.85 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
6195. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 94.85 | 98.5% | 2023-09-27 |
6196. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 94.85 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |