So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1574. | Jax (jax00) | 117.19 | 98% | 2016-03-09 |
1575. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 117.17 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
1576. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 117.17 | 100% | 2013-06-13 |
1577. | David (infodav) | 117.16 | 98% | 2013-06-04 |
1578. | Jon (allensd87) | 117.14 | 97% | 2012-05-07 |
1579. | BeardedLady (beardedlady) | 117.14 | 100% | 2015-10-04 |
1580. | James (james1215) | 117.12 | 99% | 2012-05-18 |
1581. | Big D Man (bigdman) | 117.11 | 99% | 2013-12-09 |
1582. | saucy (saucysemite) | 117.11 | 96% | 2011-09-20 |
1583. | James (heiji) | 117.09 | — | 2008-11-12 |
1584. | Rey (typingaccount2) | 117.07 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
1585. | Dark (darkexodia) | 117.07 | 96% | 2012-12-06 |
1586. | Ed (esshowtime) | 117.06 | — | 2008-09-30 |
1587. | annie (anneye) | 117.06 | — | 2009-08-05 |
1588. | heeeeey (bottu) | 117.05 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
1589. | Joey (joey1313) | 117.04 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
1590. | Stephen (installed) | 117.03 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
1591. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 117.01 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
1592. | Pat (obamarama) | 117.01 | — | 2008-08-16 |
1593. | Leon (leonsi) | 117.01 | 92% | 2015-03-22 |
1594. | Zander (z4gee) | 116.99 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
1595. | Jacob (fastjacob) | 116.99 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
1596. | ROLLLA ROLLLA ROLLLA ROLLLA... | 116.98 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
1597. | Justin (rettmatic) | 116.98 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
1598. | Chris (christhomas95) | 116.97 | 98% | 2016-11-10 |
1599. | Darvin (nivrad00) | 116.94 | 87% | 2016-12-14 |
1600. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 116.92 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
1601. | Jonathan (jonadin) | 116.92 | — | 2010-08-09 |
1602. | Young (slinky773) | 116.90 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
1603. | skyactiv (atenza) | 116.90 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |