So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7771. | Lawrence (loklein) | 90.50 | 97% | 2011-09-27 |
7772. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 90.50 | 99% | 2023-06-05 |
7773. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
7774. | SomethingAzn (somethingazn) | 90.50 | 96.9% | 2021-02-20 |
7775. | James (jamoes) | 90.50 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
7776. | trepan (trepan) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
7777. | Agung (udapalito) | 90.49 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
7778. | Russell (anaxo) | 90.49 | 98% | 2014-04-24 |
7779. | Jaren (jarenn) | 90.48 | 94% | 2011-05-24 |
7780. | Diop (diop1) | 90.48 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
7781. | Tom Marvolo Riddle (sugar_k... | 90.47 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
7782. | klokl (klokl1) | 90.47 | 95.7% | 2023-10-20 |
7783. | Wyatt (millybay) | 90.47 | 94% | 2016-09-06 |
7784. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 90.47 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
7785. | Randall (rdhidajat) | 90.47 | 99% | 2011-08-16 |
7786. | Sam (zqmdfg) | 90.47 | 86% | 2012-07-05 |
7787. | King (icebabiizx) | 90.46 | 95% | 2014-07-07 |
7788. | Kshitiz (kshitiz2099) | 90.45 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
7789. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 90.45 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
7790. | Martin (martinwong) | 90.45 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
7791. | Phi (swoj11) | 90.45 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
7792. | Alvin (_alvin_) | 90.44 | 100% | 2023-09-25 |
7793. | Pieter (pieter93) | 90.44 | 96% | 2012-10-22 |
7794. | Sam (vipsam) | 90.44 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
7795. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
7796. | Seh-kai (skliao) | 90.44 | 94% | 2013-01-14 |
7797. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 90.44 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
7798. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 90.44 | 98% | 2011-04-06 |
7799. | Meditate (meditate) | 90.43 | 99% | 2021-07-16 |
7800. | Sahm (sahm) | 90.43 | 98% | 2013-06-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |