So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
21765. | Vish (vishdafish) | 64.27 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
21766. | Jed (zhenya) | 64.27 | 98% | 2015-02-18 |
21767. | Arcana (flamothic) | 64.27 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
21768. | DrCid (drcid_lsvn) | 64.27 | — | 2010-06-06 |
21769. | Yogesh (yogesh84) | 64.27 | — | 2009-12-11 |
21770. | Antonio (monpig) | 64.27 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
21771. | Freiza (freiza) | 64.27 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
21772. | muhammad (tendounomazo) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
21773. | Schterfernie (schterfernie) | 64.26 | 97% | 2014-11-20 |
21774. | Srikanth (srikanth_sharma) | 64.26 | 95% | 2011-11-15 |
21775. | Zach (zach_bill) | 64.26 | 85% | 2016-10-17 |
21776. | Steve (the_clown8) | 64.26 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
21777. | Nemesis (nemesis) | 64.26 | — | 2009-11-18 |
21778. | Hiram (mrizama) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
21779. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 64.26 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
21780. | Lis (illissy) | 64.26 | — | 2010-06-21 |
21781. | Taybuscus (taybuscus) | 64.25 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
21782. | Chelsea (oxfordkarma) | 64.25 | 95% | 2011-05-10 |
21783. | butterfinger (tyoprofessor) | 64.25 | 94.7% | 2021-02-07 |
21784. | Andreas (addekallstrom) | 64.25 | 90% | 2015-04-18 |
21785. | ralph (realityloser) | 64.25 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
21786. | Nitin (nitinfrnd5) | 64.25 | 94% | 2016-07-17 |
21787. | Dennis (hyuna) | 64.25 | 89% | 2012-09-22 |
21788. | lost (cloudtraveling) | 64.25 | 96% | 2012-06-03 |
21789. | Kat (kitty_c) | 64.24 | 85% | 2016-03-02 |
21790. | Crazykik (crazykik) | 64.24 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
21791. | mj0086 (mj0086) | 64.24 | 91% | 2013-10-10 |
21792. | Hussein (hdimessi) | 64.24 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
21793. | Marcus (frx3d) | 64.23 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
21794. | Who (whoiam) | 64.23 | — | 2009-03-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |