So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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799. | why do ppl quit races lol (... | 125.47 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
800. | (___p) | 125.47 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
801. | Michael (clayjar) | 125.46 | 100% | 2014-06-24 |
802. | Hari (dharikrishna) | 125.46 | 99% | 2012-07-24 |
803. | asdf (omgom) | 125.45 | 98% | 2013-03-17 |
804. | YaoXPS (yaoxps) | 125.43 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
805. | Jeremy (jeremy) | 125.40 | — | 2008-08-20 |
806. | Lauren (lauren) | 125.38 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
807. | majah (majhatiger) | 125.34 | 99% | 2014-09-27 |
808. | BigTrucker69 (rh1992) | 125.34 | — | 2009-02-21 |
809. | sam (samchez) | 125.28 | 97% | 2013-05-09 |
810. | Dohak (dohak) | 125.28 | — | 2008-12-11 |
811. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 125.27 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
812. | dva main (thedragonemperor) | 125.26 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
813. | Tim (patashu) | 125.25 | — | 2008-12-15 |
814. | quite fast (edonn) | 125.24 | 100% | 2018-11-15 |
815. | MynameIS (hopely) | 125.22 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
816. | WhyAre (novelbear) | 125.18 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
817. | Daniel (lordoftards) | 125.15 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
818. | imdabait (imdabait) | 125.14 | — | 2011-02-05 |
819. | ukimub (ukimub) | 125.13 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
820. | Forbs (forbs) | 125.12 | — | 2010-11-21 |
821. | Bastian (bastian) | 125.10 | — | 2009-06-20 |
822. | ★ (filco) | 125.09 | 100% | 2016-08-27 |
823. | gluon (veryslowracer) | 125.08 | 97.1% | 2023-10-06 |
824. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 125.05 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
825. | Ryan (fantazm) | 125.05 | 100% | 2019-07-29 |
826. | djs (djs_) | 125.05 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
827. | bell (bellol) | 125.02 | 99% | 2013-02-15 |
828. | glenn (glennrehn) | 125.02 | — | 2010-07-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |