So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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28362. | shoeb (shoeb18) | 53.12 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
28363. | ante321 (ante321) | 53.12 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
28364. | Plecks (plecks) | 53.12 | 90% | 2013-03-07 |
28365. | montant (montantoine) | 53.12 | — | 2009-12-01 |
28366. | racingfreak (racingfreak) | 53.12 | — | 2008-10-29 |
28367. | so (sothea99) | 53.12 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
28368. | Joe (pfaffanator) | 53.12 | — | 2009-12-14 |
28369. | Misty (neptune) | 53.12 | — | 2008-08-19 |
28370. | Shore (mrdoom) | 53.12 | 91% | 2014-08-01 |
28371. | klong2 (klong2) | 53.12 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
28372. | Anton (askadv) | 53.12 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
28373. | Ongasm (nong321) | 53.11 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
28374. | me_astr (me_astr) | 53.11 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
28375. | Ahead (ahadwhat) | 53.11 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
28376. | Danver (devas19) | 53.11 | 94% | 2013-07-05 |
28377. | mark dionisio (ingatz007) | 53.11 | 92% | 2011-12-26 |
28378. | Illumin80 (illumin80) | 53.10 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
28379. | pixie (pixidini) | 53.10 | — | 2010-06-12 |
28380. | عباس (hesabdar145) | 53.10 | 96% | 2015-10-07 |
28381. | BOOM (boomsixes) | 53.10 | — | 2011-03-25 |
28382. | bugwan (bugwan) | 53.09 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
28383. | Ruda (ruda_felker) | 53.09 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
28384. | Hieu (hieu0nguyen) | 53.09 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
28385. | Salmon (raresalmon) | 53.09 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
28386. | Anna (chloriceel) | 53.09 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
28387. | Charlie (phoenixwing410) | 53.09 | 89% | 2013-11-15 |
28388. | Vinh (terrav) | 53.09 | 90% | 2012-01-15 |
28389. | Salzd (salzd) | 53.09 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
28390. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 53.09 | 90% | 2016-01-29 |
28391. | Rupanshu (rupanshu) | 53.08 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |