So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16426. | Alex (biolife) | 73.14 | 89% | 2011-06-28 |
16427. | manidhar (manidhar) | 73.14 | 97% | 2014-05-28 |
16428. | cho (chcastr) | 73.14 | 91% | 2017-04-14 |
16429. | Bhushan (nicknamechunmun) | 73.14 | — | 2009-06-20 |
16430. | Hammm (hammm) | 73.14 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
16431. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 73.13 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
16432. | schuunme (schawink) | 73.13 | 92.8% | 2021-02-14 |
16433. | Alexander (codec4) | 73.13 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
16434. | Lucía (luciacr792) | 73.13 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
16435. | hi (seasonxiv) | 73.13 | 90% | 2017-01-02 |
16436. | mofo (s1utty123) | 73.13 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
16437. | Kysan (kysan_) | 73.12 | 95% | 2022-08-12 |
16438. | Theo (tbohnen) | 73.12 | 94% | 2016-04-11 |
16439. | joflin (joflin) | 73.12 | — | 2010-03-20 |
16440. | marcelos (meldels) | 73.12 | — | 2010-09-23 |
16441. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 73.12 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
16442. | Mister (cryogenesis) | 73.11 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
16443. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 73.11 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
16444. | pheng (sonita) | 73.11 | — | 2011-04-20 |
16445. | Binod (binodfoeva) | 73.11 | 99% | 2019-08-17 |
16446. | Hayk (hayk22) | 73.11 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
16447. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 73.11 | 98% | 2014-11-04 |
16448. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 73.11 | 97% | 2016-05-19 |
16449. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 73.10 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
16450. | Amr (xslash11) | 73.10 | 95% | 2012-10-26 |
16451. | P (pushingbits) | 73.10 | — | 2010-02-15 |
16452. | Evangelos (es305) | 73.10 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
16453. | Feti (eltion) | 73.10 | 98% | 2012-03-03 |
16454. | Tran Thai Anh (anh_tran123) | 73.09 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
16455. | Magnus (parameter) | 73.09 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |