So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18664. | Mike (merc896) | 69.35 | 91% | 2014-09-04 |
18665. | Alex (darkex) | 69.34 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
18666. | Cody (thoutravesty) | 69.34 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
18667. | immorstrap (anmolrai853) | 69.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
18668. | Karol (adobonimama) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
18669. | Ali (afregistry) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
18670. | epicgamer412 (epicgamer412) | 69.34 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
18671. | Viktor (izeen) | 69.34 | 86% | 2013-03-23 |
18672. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 69.34 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
18673. | Alex (unworldlyfoot) | 69.34 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
18674. | sxetikos (sxetikos) | 69.34 | — | 2009-08-24 |
18675. | Steven (steveyb08) | 69.33 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
18676. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 69.33 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
18677. | Soumyajit (uchihablood) | 69.33 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
18678. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 69.33 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
18679. | ganesa (ganesamurthy) | 69.33 | — | 2009-08-24 |
18680. | Mihails (keingar) | 69.32 | 94% | 2023-04-02 |
18681. | togood4u (eatmydustlol) | 69.32 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
18682. | giul1o (giul1o) | 69.32 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
18683. | Mark (markdane22) | 69.32 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
18684. | Siddhanathan (siddhanathan) | 69.32 | 90% | 2014-11-23 |
18685. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 69.32 | 89% | 2016-12-05 |
18686. | Harvey (harvey123) | 69.32 | — | 2009-12-30 |
18687. | Prashanth (basketballbomb) | 69.32 | — | 2010-05-21 |
18688. | WillyWonka (willy_wonka56) | 69.31 | 95% | 2022-11-30 |
18689. | Cookrieme (lonarexiz) | 69.31 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
18690. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 69.31 | 94% | 2022-12-28 |
18691. | Perpetua (pepsy1828) | 69.31 | 96.7% | 2021-02-12 |
18692. | Hung (hungerbro) | 69.31 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
18693. | Lynn (lynnscottt) | 69.31 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |