So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11880. | Knights who until recently ... | 81.35 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
11881. | lemon (lemmings) | 81.35 | — | 2009-12-08 |
11882. | SpeedTrain (speedtraintyper) | 81.35 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
11883. | adam (adumyumyum) | 81.35 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
11884. | Marcia (monkeyhihi) | 81.34 | 91% | 2014-03-28 |
11885. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 81.34 | 97.2% | 2023-10-14 |
11886. | 1vlartcepza (azpectralv1) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
11887. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 81.34 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
11888. | stimo (stimo) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
11889. | Megan (mal2012) | 81.34 | 95% | 2012-10-13 |
11890. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 81.33 | 94% | 2022-06-22 |
11891. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
11892. | John (johnpaulwb) | 81.33 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
11893. | kirini (j1b1) | 81.33 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
11894. | czvzxc (singhap) | 81.33 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
11895. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 81.33 | 92% | 2013-05-31 |
11896. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 81.32 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
11897. | Morils (morils) | 81.32 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
11898. | David (westie) | 81.32 | — | 2009-08-02 |
11899. | CJ (vss1317) | 81.32 | 94% | 2011-07-09 |
11900. | Scott (glorfindel1975) | 81.32 | — | 2008-10-23 |
11901. | Altair (aimenov) | 81.31 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
11902. | ws (wdsyywd) | 81.31 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
11903. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 81.31 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
11904. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 81.31 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
11905. | Danny (forspam121) | 81.31 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
11906. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 81.31 | 94% | 2013-01-05 |
11907. | bibbo (bibbo3) | 81.30 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
11908. | Kai (pokesekai) | 81.30 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
11909. | hibiscus (malvaceae) | 81.30 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |