So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5996. | 10is (10is) | 95.47 | — | 2008-12-01 |
5997. | (viwie) | 95.46 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
5998. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 95.46 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
5999. | Jaris (xersai) | 95.46 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
6000. | Bog (bogdanovix) | 95.46 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
6001. | Patrick (patrickrmc) | 95.45 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
6002. | account deleted (concurrent) | 95.45 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
6003. | Aleeza (abatara17) | 95.45 | 97% | 2012-05-30 |
6004. | Daniel (danjobo) | 95.44 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
6005. | andy (teioh) | 95.44 | 95% | 2014-10-20 |
6006. | kalaset (kalaset) | 95.44 | 96% | 2013-11-23 |
6007. | KGromowski (kiereng) | 95.43 | 98% | 2013-09-07 |
6008. | kemp (tygri) | 95.43 | 97% | 2013-07-05 |
6009. | roy (theelectricmiraclecat) | 95.43 | 91% | 2014-10-25 |
6010. | Curycoo (curycoo) | 95.43 | 98% | 2013-02-10 |
6011. | leonidasxi (awsnvrquit) | 95.42 | 95% | 2017-07-14 |
6012. | Matthew (nohospitality) | 95.41 | 91% | 2015-12-28 |
6013. | Tahir (tahir_iqbal) | 95.41 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
6014. | Michael (mwormley) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
6015. | Benjamin (blumentopf) | 95.41 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
6016. | pp (tsuxk) | 95.41 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
6017. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 95.41 | 98% | 2012-05-04 |
6018. | ALCIONE (gel4ever) | 95.41 | 97.6% | 2021-02-25 |
6019. | Mercury (handmademercury) | 95.41 | 98% | 2011-06-11 |
6020. | Kevin (zekimar) | 95.40 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
6021. | Tommy (jasonbournee) | 95.40 | 90% | 2016-07-10 |
6022. | Brett (babyringtail) | 95.39 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
6023. | Superfluke (veganox) | 95.39 | 92% | 2016-02-19 |
6024. | patrickstar505 (patrickstar... | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
6025. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 95.39 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |