So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5543. | Prabal (bloodymickey) | 96.93 | — | 2008-11-27 |
5544. | tim (ttim1) | 96.92 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
5545. | Invisible to (pencil_man) | 96.92 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
5546. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 96.91 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
5547. | Jack (thatgrilledcheesetho) | 96.91 | 97.9% | 2021-02-26 |
5548. | Profound SADNESS (makky_86) | 96.91 | 97% | 2012-03-09 |
5549. | Kyle (kyman73) | 96.91 | 94% | 2017-06-02 |
5550. | Kelvin (code1ess) | 96.90 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
5551. | Gussie (voegeli) | 96.90 | 97% | 2022-12-10 |
5552. | sophie (catgirlsophie) | 96.90 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
5553. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 96.90 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
5554. | Mack (ensain) | 96.89 | 90% | 2015-02-18 |
5555. | bo1Sauce (then1g) | 96.89 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
5556. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 96.89 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
5557. | Sage (neonfuz) | 96.88 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
5558. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 96.88 | — | 2009-09-20 |
5559. | Rarely type in my job (catc... | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
5560. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 96.87 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
5561. | Karan (karanelan) | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
5562. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
5563. | Danny (danny1901) | 96.87 | 100% | 2022-06-22 |
5564. | Halcyon ♥ (oxyz) | 96.87 | — | 2010-04-21 |
5565. | DC (niketalk) | 96.87 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
5566. | Stampe (disiple009) | 96.87 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
5567. | willy (willywongker69) | 96.86 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
5568. | j34s (novona) | 96.86 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
5569. | Michael (tichaelman) | 96.86 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
5570. | Kris (incept) | 96.86 | 97% | 2016-01-19 |
5571. | Thom (twcus) | 96.86 | 94% | 2013-05-13 |
5572. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 96.86 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |