So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11233. | Haydar (haydarfakhoury) | 82.58 | 95% | 2023-09-01 |
11234. | totallynotjoshingwithyou (m... | 82.58 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
11235. | joakim (deltaker) | 82.58 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
11236. | scott (pmonkey) | 82.58 | 96% | 2013-05-17 |
11237. | Razy Nureen (mamak) | 82.58 | 92% | 2012-07-12 |
11238. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 82.58 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
11239. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 82.57 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
11240. | M (ahhhhh) | 82.57 | — | 2010-09-26 |
11241. | Maffin (m4ff1n) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
11242. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 82.57 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
11243. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 82.56 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
11244. | Ronald (illya0820) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
11245. | ParagOGG (pavellum) | 82.56 | 97% | 2014-05-29 |
11246. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 82.56 | 95% | 2019-08-20 |
11247. | totoro (xiangchen) | 82.56 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
11248. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 82.56 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
11249. | Alex (vietoris) | 82.55 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
11250. | Brett (brettstenerson) | 82.55 | — | 2009-11-14 |
11251. | Troy (krambo) | 82.55 | 94% | 2014-05-13 |
11252. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 82.55 | 92% | 2011-11-29 |
11253. | Olexiy (lexk) | 82.55 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
11254. | Fer (fernandog13) | 82.55 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
11255. | d-mar (dmar) | 82.55 | — | 2009-10-25 |
11256. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 82.54 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
11257. | Michael (mrk0508) | 82.54 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
11258. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 82.54 | 99% | 2022-08-21 |
11259. | hehe (shindo333) | 82.54 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
11260. | Tracey (tramp) | 82.54 | — | 2009-04-23 |
11261. | Elgin™ (elginz) | 82.54 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
11262. | James (icecrusher) | 82.53 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |