So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13741. | patzer (tip3) | 77.93 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
13742. | Settthawut (iaunracer) | 77.93 | 94% | 2015-02-08 |
13743. | A (anish_jc) | 77.93 | 91% | 2014-06-03 |
13744. | Michael (manbeck1) | 77.92 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
13745. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 77.92 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
13746. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
13747. | Misha (misha2011) | 77.92 | — | 2010-06-05 |
13748. | Melon (melonxo) | 77.92 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
13749. | Mike (d4rk_phantom120) | 77.92 | 83% | 2013-06-16 |
13750. | ___ (bufoviridis) | 77.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
13751. | s (sllogical) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
13752. | Angela (purplehalo3) | 77.91 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
13753. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
13754. | Dino (_dino_) | 77.91 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
13755. | ArJaay (arjaaydj) | 77.91 | 92% | 2012-05-10 |
13756. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 77.91 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
13757. | shadow (uthgbnv) | 77.90 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
13758. | thread (thread_1) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
13759. | Rakshith (greatersole) | 77.90 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
13760. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
13761. | Chris (chris_sound) | 77.90 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
13762. | Andrew (rostas) | 77.90 | 94% | 2011-10-16 |
13763. | Jan (luke_suster) | 77.90 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
13764. | Horst (feanor) | 77.90 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
13765. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 77.89 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
13766. | taco (tacotuesdayy) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
13767. | Peter (pero_k4) | 77.89 | 97% | 2015-06-07 |
13768. | Cdb (dineshc) | 77.89 | — | 2010-09-08 |
13769. | B (broyoumad) | 77.88 | 89% | 2014-10-07 |
13770. | Eray (eray158) | 77.88 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |