So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6596. | Kaleidoscope (kaleidoscope) | 93.75 | — | 2009-04-21 |
6597. | Henry (henryroo) | 93.74 | 92% | 2015-03-13 |
6598. | Slowpez (mr_slowpez) | 93.74 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
6599. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 93.74 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
6600. | Bo (bowelz) | 93.74 | — | 2010-05-21 |
6601. | Jon (jonowright) | 93.73 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
6602. | Tin (iku_nagae) | 93.73 | 88% | 2016-06-02 |
6603. | Ryan (wow963) | 93.73 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
6604. | Kyle (kylrth) | 93.72 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
6605. | Addison (hypos) | 93.72 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
6606. | Crazy (crazycolorz5) | 93.72 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
6607. | W (weswanders) | 93.72 | 95% | 2012-12-07 |
6608. | pwnflakes (pwnflakes) | 93.72 | — | 2009-02-14 |
6609. | Jared (leopardstripes) | 93.71 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
6610. | Chris (pr1m3) | 93.71 | 97% | 2016-08-30 |
6611. | Marlon (mosquitov) | 93.71 | — | 2009-04-15 |
6612. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 93.70 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
6613. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 93.70 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
6614. | Mike (eggtuary) | 93.70 | — | 2010-12-11 |
6615. | Eric (rickby) | 93.69 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
6616. | universallegend22 (universa... | 93.69 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
6617. | John (johncha15724) | 93.69 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
6618. | ds (demonspeed) | 93.69 | 96% | 2011-08-11 |
6619. | Programmer (jsprogrammer) | 93.68 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
6620. | Clanty (clantzz) | 93.68 | 92% | 2016-04-24 |
6621. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
6622. | nila (nila) | 93.67 | — | 2008-11-26 |
6623. | Juggalo (clownvid) | 93.67 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
6624. | ずんだ哲学 (vileru) | 93.66 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
6625. | vampires (kkcwkoh) | 93.66 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |