So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13870. | Gyuri (gyuri) | 77.65 | — | 2010-10-22 |
13871. | Lazar (lazer123) | 77.65 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
13872. | punit (thakelatyper) | 77.65 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
13873. | Dan (drimilyon) | 77.65 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
13874. | Louis (cenuij) | 77.65 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
13875. | Nils (snils) | 77.64 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
13876. | Demp (frostyc) | 77.64 | 88% | 2012-10-11 |
13877. | Emanuel (mak6872123eo) | 77.64 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
13878. | shipshop (shipshop) | 77.63 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
13879. | Hieu (quanghieu1012) | 77.63 | 96% | 2013-05-27 |
13880. | Jackery (hamshank) | 77.63 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
13881. | baha (bahakz) | 77.63 | — | 2011-02-18 |
13882. | johnny (porkmania) | 77.62 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
13883. | Lazuline (kohakuiro) | 77.62 | 97% | 2013-10-09 |
13884. | Fransisco (dei_of_speed) | 77.62 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
13885. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 77.62 | 93% | 2016-10-17 |
13886. | Weeshter (weesther) | 77.61 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
13887. | Shakti (shaktian) | 77.61 | — | 2010-07-06 |
13888. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 77.61 | 100% | 2018-06-16 |
13889. | Ram (ramg95) | 77.61 | 95% | 2013-09-15 |
13890. | JS (druxl) | 77.61 | 98% | 2013-09-01 |
13891. | Appel (appeltert) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
13892. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 77.60 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
13893. | evan (eash628) | 77.60 | — | 2010-10-09 |
13894. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 77.60 | — | 2009-02-21 |
13895. | Sashwin (switch_0107) | 77.59 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
13896. | pusdestroyer (cyleux) | 77.59 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
13897. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
13898. | Isaac (zeek9716) | 77.59 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
13899. | Mark (corollal) | 77.59 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |