So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10657. | eggy (fakeeggy) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
10658. | Neris Luke (ruukudesu) | 83.69 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
10659. | Fionalee (fionalee) | 83.69 | 98.3% | 2021-02-19 |
10660. | Yuuki (se_yuuki) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-01-25 |
10661. | xjkan (xjkan) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-04-07 |
10662. | Spindarella (spindarella) | 83.68 | 95% | 2013-02-17 |
10663. | sig (crydig) | 83.68 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
10664. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 83.68 | 98% | 2016-01-03 |
10665. | Nikolaj (nik12103) | 83.68 | 95% | 2013-12-02 |
10666. | S (chimerahitman) | 83.68 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
10667. | Daniel (nawkisnotavailable) | 83.68 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
10668. | David (steekdal) | 83.67 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
10669. | Alex (__alex__) | 83.66 | 99% | 2016-11-17 |
10670. | Adam Ahmad (adamahmad) | 83.66 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
10671. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 83.66 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
10672. | Thomas (fifthshift) | 83.66 | 97% | 2014-01-14 |
10673. | Ian (sirbowlsworth) | 83.65 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
10674. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
10675. | Sandy (mimci) | 83.65 | — | 2010-12-17 |
10676. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 83.65 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
10677. | Rowan (pixei) | 83.65 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
10678. | Phoenix (djspookyphoenix) | 83.65 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
10679. | Omer (okirnap) | 83.65 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
10680. | Katie (kclark) | 83.65 | — | 2010-09-10 |
10681. | Jon (jogo) | 83.65 | — | 2009-08-13 |
10682. | Alon (alon276) | 83.64 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
10683. | T (hsczx) | 83.64 | 91% | 2011-10-29 |
10684. | Necromar (necromar_delamuerte) | 83.64 | 97% | 2014-06-19 |
10685. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 83.64 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
10686. | big (bigfudge14) | 83.63 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |