So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18034. | ☮™ (miss_betty) | 70.44 | — | 2009-07-21 |
18035. | Danny (lamchops) | 70.44 | — | 2009-02-24 |
18036. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 70.43 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
18037. | Dev (devgupta55) | 70.43 | 95% | 2022-05-08 |
18038. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 70.43 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
18039. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 70.43 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
18040. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 70.43 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
18041. | Gabe (yokingszn) | 70.42 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
18042. | Roy (royminator) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
18043. | Ade (ade_baeyee) | 70.42 | — | 2009-06-10 |
18044. | aranav (aranavkacker) | 70.42 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
18045. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 70.42 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
18046. | Pe@rl (cobra) | 70.42 | — | 2009-01-29 |
18047. | Ian (germanika) | 70.42 | 90% | 2016-01-05 |
18048. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 70.42 | 94% | 2015-06-15 |
18049. | Nattaphoom (attomos) | 70.42 | 91% | 2014-07-11 |
18050. | Z (supermanprime) | 70.41 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
18051. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
18052. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
18053. | Stable (delux77) | 70.41 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
18054. | Mark (10100) | 70.41 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
18055. | Lyra (maralyra) | 70.41 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
18056. | Christos (__christos__) | 70.41 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
18057. | thuan_hng (thuan_hng) | 70.41 | 99% | 2011-06-05 |
18058. | GoldWing (goldwing597) | 70.41 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
18059. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 70.40 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
18060. | 2Change (2change) | 70.40 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
18061. | Marina (mbayless123) | 70.40 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
18062. | LANZ (6aint) | 70.40 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
18063. | You (you_zee) | 70.40 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |