So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
27623. | Alpha (iamanalphamale) | 54.57 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
27624. | jaime (jaaaime) | 54.57 | 95% | 2017-10-21 |
27625. | Ẩn (phamminhan) | 54.57 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
27626. | Greg (gbkane) | 54.57 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
27627. | FirstTime (josephpogi) | 54.57 | 92% | 2016-10-12 |
27628. | Varun (epic_vs) | 54.57 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
27629. | James (mysticalentity) | 54.56 | 92.9% | 2021-02-02 |
27630. | Manu (gnarley333) | 54.56 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
27631. | Neado (kingfisher1991) | 54.56 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
27632. | Chris (notchris117) | 54.55 | 94% | 2023-05-22 |
27633. | Joseph (joemcroe26) | 54.55 | 95.3% | 2021-02-01 |
27634. | Kazer (kazer02) | 54.55 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
27635. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 54.55 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
27636. | Jere (jerehere) | 54.55 | 89% | 2016-10-29 |
27637. | Yuk1 (lotions1129) | 54.55 | 92% | 2014-09-28 |
27638. | great chaser (gagankhurana) | 54.55 | 91% | 2011-05-10 |
27639. | Ryz (ryzw) | 54.54 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
27640. | Fiz (fiztick) | 54.54 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
27641. | Kenny (kenny7) | 54.54 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
27642. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 54.54 | 90% | 2013-01-11 |
27643. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 54.53 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
27644. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 54.53 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
27645. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 54.53 | 93% | 2018-07-07 |
27646. | SYC (xovxvox) | 54.53 | 90% | 2012-07-10 |
27647. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 54.53 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
27648. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 54.52 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
27649. | elias (elias404) | 54.52 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
27650. | PK (pkhou) | 54.52 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
27651. | yueting (yuetingtype) | 54.52 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
27652. | Farhan (farhan2011) | 54.52 | 90% | 2012-07-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |