So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5588. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 96.76 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
5589. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 96.75 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
5590. | t (zyxx) | 96.75 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
5591. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 96.75 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
5592. | Michael (michaeel) | 96.75 | — | 2010-04-12 |
5593. | Adam (plutoking) | 96.75 | 97% | 2014-02-04 |
5594. | AJ (theloafingone) | 96.73 | 90% | 2014-11-26 |
5595. | Cody (icody_bot) | 96.73 | 95% | 2013-12-12 |
5596. | IBM Beamspring 4tw (keyboar... | 96.73 | 93% | 2014-08-08 |
5597. | Anton (hiya24) | 96.73 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
5598. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 96.72 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
5599. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 96.72 | 98.3% | 2023-10-02 |
5600. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 96.72 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
5601. | Andrew (andmarek) | 96.72 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
5602. | Ed (gdman) | 96.72 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
5603. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 96.72 | 92% | 2012-01-31 |
5604. | Krishna (cold5r) | 96.71 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
5605. | Truman (aoctwilite) | 96.71 | 94% | 2011-10-19 |
5606. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 96.70 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
5607. | Deen (imfukkengayomegalul) | 96.70 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
5608. | argelfaster (foopoop) | 96.70 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
5609. | Cadspen (cadspen) | 96.69 | 96% | 2014-01-15 |
5610. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 96.69 | 95% | 2017-02-10 |
5611. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 96.69 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
5612. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
5613. | zoldyck (mzoldyck) | 96.69 | 93% | 2012-05-05 |
5614. | debs (debs) | 96.69 | — | 2009-02-15 |
5615. | Kai (uploz) | 96.68 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
5616. | Joe (tankbox) | 96.68 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
5617. | Will (williamwang) | 96.68 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |