So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5070. | Edwin (edweezy) | 98.52 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
5071. | Never Refresh (neverrefresh) | 98.52 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
5072. | Siddhartha (sid_tiw) | 98.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
5073. | wilhelm (phlegmatic) | 98.51 | 100% | 2012-11-06 |
5074. | im vrey afst tbu my acuray ... | 98.50 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
5075. | Luna (omgitstheyang) | 98.50 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
5076. | A (nebula) | 98.50 | — | 2010-02-26 |
5077. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 98.49 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
5078. | A (furox) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
5079. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 98.49 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
5080. | N W (niwore) | 98.48 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
5081. | Evan (evarlese13) | 98.48 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
5082. | Steve (srd93) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
5083. | Baris (tlee119) | 98.48 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
5084. | Kyle (pickles3201) | 98.48 | 96% | 2023-09-30 |
5085. | Sp̦̽̄̂͘͜ a̵̡͆̂̓Ì... | 98.48 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
5086. | Kim (rookohk) | 98.47 | 95% | 2012-06-24 |
5087. | clam (clam) | 98.47 | — | 2010-04-26 |
5088. | Ryung (ryung) | 98.47 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
5089. | Yoosup (jmich052) | 98.47 | 100% | 2014-12-23 |
5090. | Tvuan (tvuan) | 98.46 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
5091. | Majo (mjgirl2) | 98.46 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
5092. | viK (schlamski) | 98.45 | 100% | 2023-07-14 |
5093. | Colin (peanutfish) | 98.45 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
5094. | Steven (fasting) | 98.45 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
5095. | Iqbal (juniortypist1) | 98.45 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
5096. | cimsunf (nhtai) | 98.45 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
5097. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 98.45 | 98% | 2015-12-24 |
5098. | Steve (steve_hong_the_best) | 98.45 | 94% | 2017-01-05 |
5099. | David (david_kuznetsov) | 98.44 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |