So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9773. | Stanislav (glimz) | 85.57 | 98% | 2013-08-17 |
9774. | akeda (gedex) | 85.57 | 98% | 2012-03-26 |
9775. | TehGamingNub (tehgaming_nub) | 85.56 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
9776. | Dan (dulcimer) | 85.56 | 91% | 2012-04-20 |
9777. | Theresa (plantkeebs) | 85.55 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
9778. | Mitchell (mitchelldj) | 85.55 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
9779. | さなろーま? (xusanaxu) | 85.55 | 97% | 2011-11-20 |
9780. | Thueras (thueras) | 85.55 | 99% | 2013-07-17 |
9781. | Rheannon (snickers10) | 85.55 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
9782. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 85.55 | — | 2008-11-10 |
9783. | David (ezuf) | 85.54 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
9784. | Bridget (boomsey) | 85.54 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
9785. | Cryos (cryos) | 85.54 | 97% | 2014-02-08 |
9786. | Smudge on megamak uwu (snudge) | 85.54 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
9787. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 85.54 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
9788. | Jay (thecolourblack) | 85.54 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
9789. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 85.53 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
9790. | Fast&Furious7 (fastandfurio... | 85.53 | 99% | 2014-03-05 |
9791. | planetcall (planetcall) | 85.53 | — | 2009-05-11 |
9792. | Christy (cbartolain) | 85.53 | — | 2010-06-23 |
9793. | Brandon (laogic) | 85.52 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
9794. | mars (marswork) | 85.52 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
9795. | angrathar (angrathar) | 85.52 | 97% | 2017-01-07 |
9796. | uled (uled) | 85.51 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
9797. | Darwin (dwaxe) | 85.51 | 90% | 2012-03-07 |
9798. | Happy (ragtag) | 85.51 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
9799. | Myke (apilak) | 85.51 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
9800. | Link (palfuzonk) | 85.51 | 92% | 2014-12-22 |
9801. | No one (howardog0707) | 85.51 | 90% | 2011-12-30 |
9802. | David (doctor55) | 85.51 | 98% | 2014-05-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |