So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14446. | uchka (uchka0826) | 76.65 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
14447. | Eva (hewa) | 76.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
14448. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 76.65 | 90% | 2016-07-17 |
14449. | Exideon01 (exideon01) | 76.64 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
14450. | Robert Bracken (whoabob) | 76.64 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
14451. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 76.64 | 96% | 2014-08-23 |
14452. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 76.64 | 98% | 2015-09-20 |
14453. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 76.64 | 91% | 2012-10-02 |
14454. | Kasparovsky (kasparovsky) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-08-06 |
14455. | Duchamp (lpiechocki) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-06-05 |
14456. | jjj (jolwong) | 76.64 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
14457. | Ken (nowpm) | 76.63 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
14458. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 76.63 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
14459. | Alwin (alwin96) | 76.63 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
14460. | Maikel (xessi) | 76.63 | 89% | 2013-02-11 |
14461. | BigBoiBill (big_boi_bill) | 76.63 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
14462. | Sean (drherpdederp) | 76.62 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
14463. | Eddie (lactatingwalrus) | 76.62 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
14464. | John (jlavelle) | 76.62 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
14465. | venusĀ® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
14466. | Brian (bcasady) | 76.62 | 95% | 2012-05-05 |
14467. | Casi (casibella) | 76.62 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
14468. | Christopher (cder3) | 76.62 | 92% | 2015-10-12 |
14469. | Saksham (0_lol_0) | 76.61 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
14470. | Viktor Helgi (viktorhelgi) | 76.61 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
14471. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 76.61 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
14472. | tstats[maxwelljones] (maxwe... | 76.60 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
14473. | Ghiffari (travish90) | 76.60 | — | 2011-03-06 |
14474. | Fusik (fusik) | 76.60 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
14475. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 76.60 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |