So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13137. | Praveen (kprav33n) | 79.00 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
13138. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 79.00 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
13139. | Span (spanargoman) | 78.99 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
13140. | Paul (peazy) | 78.99 | 88% | 2017-05-21 |
13141. | DP (entreri47) | 78.99 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
13142. | Nima (eramthgin) | 78.98 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
13143. | Eric (symtomps) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
13144. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 78.98 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
13145. | Jeffrey (vivagardner) | 78.98 | 95% | 2015-02-15 |
13146. | kinesis (kinesis) | 78.98 | — | 2010-04-11 |
13147. | gummi (gummi) | 78.98 | — | 2011-01-03 |
13148. | biotox (biotoxz) | 78.98 | 93% | 2012-09-27 |
13149. | Aye (aexerz) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
13150. | Ganesh (prasadgan) | 78.97 | — | 2009-01-29 |
13151. | NAFSHT (nafsht) | 78.97 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
13152. | (monpre) | 78.97 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
13153. | Cres (crespear) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
13154. | nomin (nomiin) | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
13155. | 𝙣_𝙞_𝙩_𝙧_𝙤 (r... | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
13156. | btkhoi.BGLM (btkhoi) | 78.96 | — | 2009-11-30 |
13157. | Cosito (cositogb) | 78.95 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
13158. | Amr (amrstien) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
13159. | Rafael (rafo430) | 78.95 | 100% | 2016-02-21 |
13160. | G (jaden) | 78.95 | — | 2008-10-06 |
13161. | Hogenix (hogenix) | 78.94 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
13162. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 78.94 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
13163. | Storm (aerofivek) | 78.94 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
13164. | Pop (floppying) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
13165. | Helena (hfaustine) | 78.94 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
13166. | James (beatnik307) | 78.94 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |