So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20968. | mayk (naaayt) | 65.45 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
20969. | brbrb (brbrb) | 65.45 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
20970. | swiggle (suturo) | 65.45 | 95% | 2013-11-16 |
20971. | Marcin (loganek) | 65.45 | 96% | 2013-02-25 |
20972. | Dan (sirdanwj) | 65.45 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
20973. | sholm (sholm) | 65.45 | 95% | 2013-11-11 |
20974. | Faisal (nfj0143) | 65.45 | 92% | 2012-12-08 |
20975. | Joachim (brami) | 65.45 | 94% | 2012-12-09 |
20976. | P4t1enT (arya_juniko) | 65.44 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
20977. | Mokhirjon (zvermafia) | 65.44 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
20978. | Alex (medalions) | 65.44 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
20979. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 65.44 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
20980. | Salman (skynet094) | 65.44 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
20981. | Tran (tranquang) | 65.44 | — | 2009-01-15 |
20982. | Joshua (on Plover steno) (s... | 65.44 | 92% | 2014-12-26 |
20983. | kiri (kiri) | 65.44 | — | 2009-02-20 |
20984. | Steven (eeekom) | 65.43 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
20985. | Bryan (bryangne) | 65.43 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
20986. | RAÇA CAASO (sebastorama) | 65.42 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
20987. | Tevanuk (tevanuk) | 65.42 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
20988. | Payam (pvza) | 65.42 | 96% | 2012-07-22 |
20989. | Leo (remley) | 65.42 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
20990. | sean (no1syb0y) | 65.41 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
20991. | Trevor (trevman) | 65.41 | 92% | 2014-11-06 |
20992. | Timothy (semperveritas) | 65.41 | 98% | 2012-07-02 |
20993. | AWP (graveyard30) | 65.41 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
20994. | Ethan (drypowder) | 65.40 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
20995. | poopnickel (j_rrific) | 65.40 | — | 2011-02-23 |
20996. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 65.40 | 91% | 2016-03-27 |
20997. | Teodor (teoalcola) | 65.40 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |