So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16880. | Ashley (rmburo) | 72.33 | — | 2009-05-18 |
16881. | Ronald (200275146) | 72.33 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
16882. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 72.32 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
16883. | Ben (dr_salt) | 72.32 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
16884. | nishi (nishimasa) | 72.32 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
16885. | Shiga (shiga) | 72.31 | 83% | 2016-10-01 |
16886. | David (dmicahd93) | 72.31 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
16887. | Katie (blissbee7) | 72.31 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
16888. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 72.31 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
16889. | Bergen (bergenr03) | 72.31 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
16890. | Lance (lancer99) | 72.31 | 94.6% | 2021-02-16 |
16891. | Felix (flex101) | 72.31 | 85% | 2013-03-25 |
16892. | Ken (waterlemon48) | 72.30 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
16893. | sam (samninja69) | 72.30 | 95% | 2023-09-16 |
16894. | Pen (pensword) | 72.30 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
16895. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 72.30 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
16896. | MST (stereotypist) | 72.29 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
16897. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 72.29 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
16898. | Tony (adbaldini) | 72.29 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
16899. | Zane (zaneevo) | 72.29 | 99% | 2014-08-17 |
16900. | Makubex (makubex47) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
16901. | john (johnkelly841@hotmail.... | 72.29 | 98% | 2014-04-23 |
16902. | Amber (agardner) | 72.29 | — | 2010-12-13 |
16903. | Redox (heapingredox) | 72.28 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
16904. | Gannat (gannat) | 72.28 | 94% | 2014-06-01 |
16905. | rustybananas (rustybananas) | 72.28 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
16906. | Kevin (jkcu) | 72.27 | 97.7% | 2021-02-18 |
16907. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 72.27 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
16908. | Josh (upaymeifixit) | 72.27 | 90% | 2016-03-11 |
16909. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 72.27 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |