So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12739. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 79.75 | 97% | 2013-10-04 |
12740. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 79.75 | 92% | 2014-04-22 |
12741. | Issao (issao) | 79.75 | — | 2010-01-17 |
12742. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 79.75 | 95% | 2014-03-30 |
12743. | jacob (jec17) | 79.74 | 95% | 2015-08-23 |
12744. | Aakrit (monkeysunited) | 79.74 | 94.9% | 2023-10-23 |
12745. | Katelyn (skipelated) | 79.74 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
12746. | Jana (toothpik) | 79.74 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
12747. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 79.73 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
12748. | Sabrina (awesomer3) | 79.73 | 91% | 2014-02-07 |
12749. | roy (roynaufal) | 79.73 | 87% | 2014-04-11 |
12750. | Tarek (tarek) | 79.73 | — | 2010-05-05 |
12751. | Emily (milay68) | 79.73 | — | 2010-08-05 |
12752. | Raul (arag) | 79.73 | — | 2008-10-02 |
12753. | Josiah (jo_kr) | 79.72 | 89% | 2015-02-05 |
12754. | Rickard (remme) | 79.72 | — | 2009-04-03 |
12755. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 79.71 | 97% | 2016-03-30 |
12756. | lucia (shql) | 79.71 | 100% | 2018-10-06 |
12757. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
12758. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 79.71 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
12759. | Alexander (chacka) | 79.71 | — | 2008-11-28 |
12760. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 79.70 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
12761. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 79.70 | 97% | 2017-03-06 |
12762. | reymund (rocketman234) | 79.70 | 98% | 2011-09-09 |
12763. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
12764. | KC Abhinav (kcabdn) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
12765. | Pyren (pyren83) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
12766. | Howly (howly) | 79.69 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
12767. | Leo (woor) | 79.69 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
12768. | daniel (nitezu) | 79.68 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |