So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11620. | Tomasz (elpero) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-09-07 |
11621. | Srikarthick (pjsk83) | 81.86 | — | 2011-01-18 |
11622. | Sean (seankim9) | 81.85 | 88% | 2015-11-11 |
11623. | Will (w1llmcl) | 81.85 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
11624. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 81.85 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
11625. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 81.85 | — | 2011-03-10 |
11626. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 81.85 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
11627. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 81.85 | 98% | 2016-02-23 |
11628. | Tom (myrrhh) | 81.84 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
11629. | David (traummann2157) | 81.84 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
11630. | Chris (___chris) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
11631. | Lelerz (lelerz314) | 81.84 | 92% | 2014-01-30 |
11632. | Joseph (opidajoe) | 81.84 | 85% | 2012-10-17 |
11633. | midnight (aw01) | 81.84 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
11634. | learning how (iamimago) | 81.84 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
11635. | RightOn (lonesome006) | 81.84 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
11636. | James (squigglejoe) | 81.83 | 95% | 2011-09-05 |
11637. | Vanshaj (torque_i_alpha) | 81.83 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
11638. | yarun (yarun) | 81.83 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
11639. | Binexis (binexishatt) | 81.83 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
11640. | Jonathan (lone_lee) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
11641. | Karan (iamkaran) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
11642. | tstats[catpuplover] (catpup... | 81.83 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
11643. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 81.83 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
11644. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 81.83 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
11645. | Pernekhan (10bd02006) | 81.83 | 93% | 2013-02-27 |
11646. | nik0pic0 (wassupman8) | 81.82 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
11647. | Annis (davarri) | 81.82 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
11648. | Nam (nchu027) | 81.82 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
11649. | Rehan (n00bie_1004) | 81.82 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |