And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9063. | good story bro (pick6) | 99.69 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
9064. | Seb (supa) | 99.68 | — | 2009-04-07 |
9065. | Violet (fierypotato) | 99.67 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
9066. | iotku (iotku) | 99.67 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
9067. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 99.67 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
9068. | Ben (pasta12) | 99.67 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
9069. | Shawn (corune) | 99.66 | 99% | 2014-12-30 |
9070. | ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐... | 99.66 | 99% | 2023-06-30 |
9071. | ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) (sarsippius) | 99.66 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
9072. | Caleb (midnitesite) | 99.66 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
9073. | Casey (tarsus) | 99.65 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
9074. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 99.65 | 99% | 2023-09-24 |
9075. | Hamski (maythose) | 99.65 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
9076. | Emanuel (murd3rus) | 99.65 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
9077. | Ian (norcla) | 99.65 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
9078. | aa (mukhtoyo) | 99.65 | 94% | 2013-08-07 |
9079. | Sam (sammy034) | 99.64 | 98% | 2014-11-08 |
9080. | Hung Nguyen (nguyen2518) | 99.64 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
9081. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 99.64 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
9082. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 99.64 | 96.3% | 2023-11-02 |
9083. | Jessica (jessicafore) | 99.64 | 99% | 2012-01-12 |
9084. | David (drosen) | 99.64 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
9085. | Zach (zach_bill) | 99.64 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
9086. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 99.64 | 98% | 2016-03-31 |
9087. | Mark (faithless) | 99.64 | — | 2008-12-24 |
9088. | Ella (amhaissup) | 99.63 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
9089. | substring (substring) | 99.63 | 98% | 2015-07-01 |
9090. | Mad (bornzor) | 99.63 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
9091. | Kevin (theghetopenguin) | 99.63 | 92% | 2014-01-10 |
9092. | Francisco (frangio) | 99.62 | — | 2010-10-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 116,416 | 84.67 | July 27, 2008 |
Long Texts | 122 | 83.46 | January 3, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 104 | 88.12 | March 29, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |