As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12696. | Bobbeh (bannanapig) | 73.76 | 95% | 2018-12-19 |
12697. | Thomas (2baset) | 73.76 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
12698. | Marina (trouble_clef) | 73.76 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
12699. | zkancs (zkancs) | 73.76 | 96% | 2016-11-28 |
12700. | Rando413 (rando413) | 73.75 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
12701. | Tun Aung (tunaunglwin) | 73.75 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
12702. | Tajwar (dxadcircuit) | 73.75 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
12703. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 73.75 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
12704. | Ricky (phomylife) | 73.75 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
12705. | Hildor (cdm2011) | 73.75 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
12706. | Luis (chapibol) | 73.74 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
12707. | Ella (sascha_e) | 73.74 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
12708. | Evan (ze3ro) | 73.74 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
12709. | Max (max_6058) | 73.74 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
12710. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 73.74 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
12711. | Gabriel (flide) | 73.74 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
12712. | ebi (minhosbundles) | 73.73 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
12713. | Zito (zrelova) | 73.73 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
12714. | Tobi (kennykatsu) | 73.73 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
12715. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 73.73 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
12716. | Quang (lavecoi) | 73.73 | 92% | 2016-11-18 |
12717. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 73.72 | 94.6% | 2021-03-01 |
12718. | nani (typingfever) | 73.72 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
12719. | Recorder (recorderenthusiast) | 73.71 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
12720. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 73.71 | 98.8% | 2023-12-23 |
12721. | dincer (dincer1998) | 73.71 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
12722. | Mikko (mkrk) | 73.70 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
12723. | Achoo (ach0o) | 73.70 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
12724. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 73.70 | 98% | 2016-10-26 |
12725. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |