What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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897. | fojo (fojo) | 90.94 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
898. | myst (mystith) | 90.92 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
899. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 90.89 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
900. | kim (kimblimblimz) | 90.88 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
901. | Stephen (generalsteve) | 90.88 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
902. | Joe (jlf_) | 90.88 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
903. | ivᅠonᅠutube (unreaii) | 90.87 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
904. | EkuL (ekulthe2nd) | 90.87 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
905. | kylie (bibiq) | 90.84 | 96% | 2018-12-16 |
906. | Frank (frankxu) | 90.78 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
907. | Jason (dunedune) | 90.78 | 98% | 2018-03-04 |
908. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 90.78 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
909. | Justin (saucypenguinwee) | 90.73 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
910. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 90.73 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
911. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 90.71 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
912. | Danat (danat_2001) | 90.71 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
913. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 90.68 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
914. | Ming (swamis) | 90.66 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
915. | Kent (kfreezen) | 90.66 | 99% | 2020-02-12 |
916. | man (speedweeweeman) | 90.66 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
917. | Jizz (mamski) | 90.65 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
918. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 90.62 | 96% | 2019-07-14 |
919. | Philip (phlipster) | 90.62 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
920. | elnino (elnio2803) | 90.61 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
921. | Lu (fuji_puji) | 90.60 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
922. | steff (_stuf) | 90.59 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
923. | Havoc616 (havoc616) | 90.59 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
924. | Britt (broxy) | 90.58 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
925. | Ronald (primarch) | 90.49 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
926. | peepeegod (shweggy) | 90.47 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
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