The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23278. | Peter (buck306) | 65.37 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
23279. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 65.36 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
23280. | abdullah (hafidh) | 65.36 | — | 2011-04-25 |
23281. | Rod (rod13824) | 65.36 | — | 2010-05-25 |
23282. | Siddhant (sidcipher) | 65.36 | 93% | 2014-10-26 |
23283. | Tobias (tobbemias) | 65.36 | 90% | 2014-08-24 |
23284. | Khoi (trummafia) | 65.36 | — | 2010-05-25 |
23285. | Stefan (stefans23) | 65.36 | — | 2011-03-24 |
23286. | Dan (dcuaron) | 65.36 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
23287. | Henry (xylz) | 65.36 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
23288. | Teala (blondeathiest) | 65.35 | 94% | 2011-11-30 |
23289. | tharun (fanatique) | 65.35 | 96% | 2014-10-26 |
23290. | James Li (diffkey) | 65.35 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
23291. | Lee (jedilegolas) | 65.35 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
23292. | huy (philonginc) | 65.35 | — | 2009-04-10 |
23293. | Phil (sticky1981) | 65.35 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
23294. | awl (a84784480) | 65.34 | — | 2009-03-10 |
23295. | bad (calculon) | 65.34 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
23296. | Sam (samy321) | 65.34 | 94% | 2016-10-20 |
23297. | Shalini (shalinikaleeswaran) | 65.34 | 95% | 2013-03-21 |
23298. | Zero (zerogravt) | 65.34 | 96% | 2012-01-26 |
23299. | huang (huangmax) | 65.34 | — | 2011-04-07 |
23300. | GV (gaurav.lakra@gmail.com) | 65.34 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
23301. | Alexander (padusarbor) | 65.34 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
23302. | Balint (badmancan) | 65.34 | 93% | 2016-08-01 |
23303. | Luca (ukalale) | 65.33 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
23304. | Pradip (pradip) | 65.33 | — | 2010-02-02 |
23305. | Smyan (tunafish5555) | 65.33 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
23306. | tstats[flashsop] (flashsop) | 65.33 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
23307. | diego (diegotty) | 65.33 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |