The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13260. | Tyler (kirby89) | 82.35 | 93% | 2014-07-30 |
13261. | Slowest (soez4me) | 82.35 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
13262. | tstats[yungskrunt] (yungskr... | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
13263. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 82.35 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
13264. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
13265. | Nikolai (niicky12) | 82.35 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
13266. | Hedazzal (hedazzal) | 82.35 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
13267. | D.k. (kumardeep22) | 82.35 | — | 2010-09-04 |
13268. | buttbag (letsbecatstogether) | 82.35 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
13269. | sanjul (s4njul) | 82.35 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
13270. | thuc (thucdx) | 82.35 | 96% | 2013-02-11 |
13271. | Javier (jozuna) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
13272. | Eugene (yujinblue) | 82.34 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
13273. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 82.34 | 96% | 2013-04-24 |
13274. | Teodor (demreps) | 82.34 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
13275. | Erick (velasco1) | 82.34 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
13276. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 82.33 | — | 2009-03-31 |
13277. | wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... | 82.33 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
13278. | Jake (jakexx) | 82.33 | 97.1% | 2021-02-18 |
13279. | AJ (zap101) | 82.33 | 96% | 2015-07-12 |
13280. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🖕 (your... | 82.33 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
13281. | Terence (notterrence) | 82.33 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
13282. | Nohin (nohin) | 82.32 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
13283. | Ali (afregistry) | 82.32 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
13284. | JuniperBlossom (juniperblos... | 82.32 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
13285. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 82.31 | 95% | 2013-10-03 |
13286. | Kale (kaletypes) | 82.31 | 98% | 2014-08-29 |
13287. | Ashley (love_ashley) | 82.31 | — | 2008-09-20 |
13288. | Phil (phll2) | 82.31 | 96% | 2015-01-21 |
13289. | Romi (romino) | 82.31 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |