As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3943. | Angelo (galvezangelo) | 99.31 | 99% | 2023-05-27 |
3944. | Benjamin (tryingtouse10fing... | 99.31 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
3945. | Max (bookmarked) | 99.31 | 99% | 2016-03-11 |
3946. | Lord (planta) | 99.29 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
3947. | kym (kym2006) | 99.29 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
3948. | Tuna (stanislas) | 99.29 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
3949. | Imam (imhidayat) | 99.29 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
3950. | Scott (sisyphus) | 99.28 | 98% | 2016-05-27 |
3951. | Will (williamwang) | 99.28 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
3952. | Tim (bertardy) | 99.27 | 99% | 2018-06-05 |
3953. | ben (risns) | 99.25 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
3954. | Use an appropriate name (sa... | 99.25 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
3955. | Preetham (pgujjula) | 99.24 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
3956. | 🌹パレスチナと🥀 ... | 99.24 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
3957. | (roiii) | 99.24 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
3958. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 99.24 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
3959. | @zakoshonen (zakoshonen) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
3960. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 99.23 | 96.1% | 2023-10-24 |
3961. | central_ba (central_ba) | 99.22 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
3962. | Nicholas (naty1337) | 99.22 | 97% | 2016-03-23 |
3963. | Eduardo (keyboard_cowboy) | 99.22 | 95% | 2016-06-30 |
3964. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 99.22 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
3965. | box (paperbox) | 99.21 | 94% | 2015-05-03 |
3966. | एक नेपाली (... | 99.21 | 94% | 2017-05-14 |
3967. | Billy (oatmeal417) | 99.20 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
3968. | Joseph (baggs33) | 99.18 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
3969. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 99.18 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
3970. | Benjamin (justaregularnerd) | 99.17 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
3971. | Dmitriy (deimvis) | 99.17 | 99% | 2023-09-13 |
3972. | Evan (xtremeelectrix) | 99.17 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |