As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8393. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 84.61 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
8394. | musratte (musratte) | 84.61 | 95.7% | 2023-12-05 |
8395. | Trishu (trishu) | 84.60 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
8396. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
8397. | Daniel (danmeyers9) | 84.60 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
8398. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 84.60 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
8399. | Jerry (jl22) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
8400. | RiP (robertsr4l) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
8401. | Paij (paij) | 84.58 | 95.8% | 2024-01-25 |
8402. | gline9 (gline9) | 84.58 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
8403. | Zir0 (ziiro) | 84.58 | 97.2% | 2021-02-24 |
8404. | matt (hornywoman) | 84.58 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
8405. | Zachary (dahaak) | 84.58 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
8406. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 84.57 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
8407. | jay (jay1212) | 84.57 | 99% | 2020-11-13 |
8408. | Prasant (man_iac) | 84.57 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
8409. | Damon (damonc89) | 84.56 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
8410. | Raithorm (sityr) | 84.56 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
8411. | a (hanso345) | 84.56 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
8412. | GEL (angelaqqin) | 84.56 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
8413. | 🍋🍋🍋 (n3onlemonade) | 84.56 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
8414. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 84.56 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
8415. | Boogie (chris186) | 84.56 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
8416. | Putin (onmywaytostealyogirl) | 84.55 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
8417. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 84.55 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
8418. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 84.55 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
8419. | Marstam (marstam) | 84.54 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
8420. | Joseph (jofl) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
8421. | Test.Subject.001 (testsubje... | 84.53 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
8422. | Matt (matt9876) | 84.53 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |