As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10971. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
10972. | Destiny (luv2research) | 78.14 | 94% | 2015-07-31 |
10973. | lucemi (lianeci) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
10974. | ... (stratex) | 78.13 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
10975. | Greatesterick (greatestguy) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
10976. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
10977. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 78.13 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
10978. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 78.13 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
10979. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 78.12 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
10980. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 78.12 | 93% | 2016-03-15 |
10981. | Kolock (kolock) | 78.11 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
10982. | milad (vilmil) | 78.11 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
10983. | ... (skremp) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
10984. | Mike (mike_121) | 78.11 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
10985. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.11 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
10986. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 78.11 | 91% | 2017-03-25 |
10987. | Krishna (krrish94) | 78.10 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
10988. | davorin (dsego) | 78.10 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
10989. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.10 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
10990. | sarai (yuki3721) | 78.10 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
10991. | ThreeTwoTwo (three22) | 78.10 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
10992. | sjorn (sjorn) | 78.10 | 94% | 2017-03-04 |
10993. | Evan (nullly) | 78.09 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
10994. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 78.09 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
10995. | ejay (spacebars_) | 78.09 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
10996. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 78.09 | 92% | 2015-12-16 |
10997. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 78.08 | 96% | 2022-11-06 |
10998. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
10999. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 78.08 | 90% | 2016-08-30 |
11000. | glizzy (quasont) | 78.07 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |