As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14467. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 69.55 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
14468. | Fire (fire_rice) | 69.55 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
14469. | Dimfred (dimfred) | 69.55 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
14470. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 69.55 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
14471. | Viper (tomp2) | 69.55 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
14472. | Ard (typmeester) | 69.55 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
14473. | tiglas (tiglas) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-01-01 |
14474. | greendragons (greendragons) | 69.54 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
14475. | needo (needo) | 69.54 | 95% | 2023-07-18 |
14476. | φσ (phi_sigma) | 69.54 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
14477. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 69.54 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
14478. | Zuhair (zishraq) | 69.53 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
14479. | Vong (vongolavwalker) | 69.53 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
14480. | Platypus (_platypus) | 69.53 | 94% | 2017-05-04 |
14481. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 69.53 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
14482. | animax (animax1991) | 69.53 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
14483. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 69.52 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
14484. | yuccai (yucca) | 69.52 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
14485. | a random person (william_03) | 69.52 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
14486. | Rou (rouu) | 69.51 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
14487. | Khánh (0932275045) | 69.51 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
14488. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 69.51 | 88% | 2016-06-24 |
14489. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
14490. | Alexander (zenkarb) | 69.50 | 96.5% | 2021-02-08 |
14491. | ZeroByter (zerobyter) | 69.49 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
14492. | jakub (jakub177) | 69.49 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
14493. | Ethan (ethects) | 69.49 | 94% | 2018-10-01 |
14494. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 69.49 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
14495. | hein (heinthant) | 69.49 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
14496. | 1060 (thquirrels) | 69.49 | 87% | 2017-03-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |