I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1227. | One Miss (onemiss) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
1228. | Lifeless (lifless_muffin) | 82.43 | 95% | 2023-08-30 |
1229. | pep (pepoto) | 82.42 | 95% | 2023-06-13 |
1230. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
1231. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 82.42 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
1232. | Robsonwp (robsonwp) | 82.41 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
1233. | Cereal (siess) | 82.41 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
1234. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 82.37 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
1235. | Joshua (jarthur23) | 82.37 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
1236. | k (mc0sta) | 82.35 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
1237. | zzz (kaldiyupi) | 82.34 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
1238. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
1239. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 82.30 | 97.1% | 2024-04-26 |
1240. | kirasu (alihan8) | 82.27 | 95% | 2023-07-20 |
1241. | Benjamin (behm) | 82.24 | 96% | 2024-04-28 |
1242. | sweetyukibo (sweetyukibo) | 82.23 | 96% | 2023-12-21 |
1243. | yonezuosi (yonezuosi) | 82.22 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
1244. | Lily (hairdome) | 82.18 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
1245. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 82.16 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
1246. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 82.15 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
1247. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 82.09 | 96% | 2023-12-07 |
1248. | lenalena (lenaaaaaaa) | 82.08 | 96% | 2024-01-12 |
1249. | cactus (willbursoot) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
1250. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 82.05 | 95.2% | 2024-02-15 |
1251. | Ben (koppix) | 82.05 | 98.3% | 2023-10-04 |
1252. | Luucifer (luucifer) | 82.00 | 97.1% | 2024-01-16 |
1253. | @nwwx_z (raidalaotibi) | 82.00 | 97.3% | 2023-12-21 |
1254. | av (bsod2528) | 81.93 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
1255. | Zane (zhutcho) | 81.90 | 98% | 2024-03-27 |
1256. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 81.84 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |